They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Gentlemen you cant fight in here This is the War Room

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.

This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably because they aren't old enough to understand that a passionate relationship could be about anything other than sex.

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.

Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

After all is said that can be said upon the liquor traffic, its influence is degrading upon the individual, the family, politics and business, and upon everything that you touch in this old world.

Having grown up in Oklahoma when it was one of the last states which prohibited liquor, I grew up with War On Drugs, where every teenager knew who the bootleggers were.

Because people see violence on the movie screen, they're not going to go out and hold up a liquor store and kill somebody. It really doesn't correlate.

When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.

We will see that our new attitude toward liquor has been given to us without any thought or effort on our part. It just comes! That is the miracle of it.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

I've certainly learned a great deal from my husband, though, and could never have written a book like Liquor without him and the people he introduces me to and the stories he brings home.

Some of the food in Liquor is food I've really eaten filtered through a veil of fiction.

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.

Yes, it is worse than thrown away, because every fair minded man must admit that the expenditure of this sum of money in the county for intoxicating liquor creates lawlessness, makes criminals, wrecks homes and brings trouble to innocent women and children.

Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven.

I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the people to put an end to the traffic, no matter under what name or guise it may be carried on.

The horrid mystery hanging over us in this house gets into my head like liquor, and makes me wild.

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

Drugs were pretty easy to quit taking. I was never addicted to anything to begin with. But then, liquor - I had to wait about another six years before I finally got around to quitting that. I'm sure glad I did.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an death's the other.

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I went downtown as a lawyer and then I worked in a liquor store at night, as I had done all through law school. And so when I got to the point where I could give up the night job, I joined the political club.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

It's my observation that gardeners and gardening for a very long time have had to take a back seat. Architects are very famous; they've got huge projects. What goes on in and around them has been relegated to a very minor role.

I'm trying to tell kids if they are gay, it's OK to be gay. I've tried to tell families if they have a gay family member to accept them and love them as they always have.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

A friend of mine had his own theater company, and he jumped me in like I was in a gang. And once I came in, it was just that simple. For the first time in my life, I felt, 'This is a career, this is a life that I think I can grow old doing.' It was love at first sight. I loved being on stage and reading these plays. It was great.

Every sunset brings the promise of a new dawn.

A good book is the best of friends the same today and forever.

When I release my weaknesses and blind spots to God, He uses them to help me grow up spiritually.

It is unfortunately true that our generation and that of your parents have left you with a big mess that will now be yours to clean up: wars, budget challenges, pollution, global warming, battles of health care, natural disasters. They're all there for you. We're willing those to you. Are you ready?